The guy I got it from bought it sight unseen, was told it "smoked a bit" but worked fine, and paid for it to be delivered. Turns out it smokes so much it could be mistaken for a Subaru owner hitting a vape pen. He got upset about the deal and parked it in his shop for a year or two, then sold his house and had to get rid of it because he wasn't going to have space. He fired it up before I went to look at it, you know the old "get it warm so it runs nice" before the guy comes to look at it. When I got there he was very flustered, as it had died and absolutely refused to start again.

Not knowing that these things will not fucking move if they aren't running and you don't have the tool to release the hydraulics, I made him a low ball offer and returned with my trailer/winch. I dragged my whole truck and trailer into the thing trying to get it on, and once it hit the ramps it was clear it wasn't going to happen. Ah, so no choice, have to get it running to get it on the trailer. It had spark, and chugged enough to imply compression, so I pulled the fuel line off to the fuel pump and a bit of fuel dribbled out and that was it. We checked the tank with a stick and it was full. I had read about them having a fuel shutoff solenoid that fails, and assumed it was that (it wasn't). He had some hose and a bottle, so I ziptied it to the engine and got enough gas in it so it would run to get on the trailer.

Easy peasy, right? Well, the fucking thing broke the timing belt when I went to get it back off my trailer. The best I can tell the head sheared off one of the tensioner bolts and got sucked into the cog and broke the belt. But I am speculating. There was a sheared bolt and a stray bolt head in the timing case.
Luckily it came with a spare timing belt (the belt might have been chewed before this, who knows), so I put a new belt on. Note, the information on the internet about the timing marks on these things is wrong, I may explain later. It fired right back up after I timed it correctly. I promptly ran it out of a fuel before getting to my shop, and pinned myself in because I had the bucket up. I did remember that there's a knob to pull to release the loader hydraulics before I pushed out the back window, so I at least saved myself that extra trouble.